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Camp Massacre
SCREENER/APPROX. 45 MINS/2006/USA UNRATED
SCREENER/APPROX. 45 MINS/2006/USA UNRATED
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The Massacre Films Productions Camp Massacre is directed by a man name Nick Maziejka & also written by Ben Dietels & Nick Maziejka. Camp
Massacre is one of the funniest horror comedy indie spoofs i have ever laid my eyes on. Not only that The Massacre Films Productions is right now
letting people over the net download there short production film for free which i reckon is the smartest move for a company to get there movie
across the net & a well known status quicker than releasing it on DVD. Though keep in mind those who download the short film , there will be far
more to come later one , this is a 45 minute "90Mb" quick fix for Camp Massacre & The Vacancy Fans like myself.
Camp Massacre is roughly about a Jason Voorhees look a like killer who is going on a rampage killing everyone who gets in his way. Sadly one day
there was this guy jogging on a deserted road when all of a sudden & dark blue car pulls up & the jogger asks for a lift cause he has been running
all day. While in the car he seams a little edgy after a few minutes with the driver, to break the ice he offers to play he friends band The Vacancy
demo cassette in the car & he just jams it into the cassette player, before the tape makes it into the tape deck the driver rips it out of the guys
hand. This freaks out the passenger & he starts yelling pull over i want to get out right now. So the driver or should i say killer slams on the breaks
& the jogger flees into the bush, running like he was Karl fucking Lewis, before tripping over with half his ass sticking out of his pants the killer
walks up behind him & jams The Vacancy demo cassette up his ass. Now comes the story, we see a hand full of teenage stoner's that dress & look
like there from a Friday The 13th film are all getting ready to go camping out in the bush. They jump into the scooby doobie fan & set off to the
bush while smoking a few blunts to get the trip going, before they pull up to a gas station for 5 finger discount munchies. This is where they find
out a killer is on the loose & he warns them to be careful cause on the news the sheriff found a guy laying flat face down in the dirt a Vacancy
cassette shove up his ass near the lake, and he remembers the guy jogging past the store early that day which looks exactly like stoner geek
which can be past as twins, which freaks him out before heading back to the van. So they go on there way towards the lake to smoke weed, drink
beers & screw the girls brains out. While driving they pass a dark blue car which slows right down, cause the killer notice the guy he just killer with
the Vacancy tape was alive & in the van, so the killer ends up stalking the teenagers later that night. Killing them one by one until they are all
dead, just like you would see in a Friday The 13th movie. The ending is a crack up also which i wont spoil it for you, but it makes sense why the
killer is going AWOL on every one.
Now Camp Massacre is a spoof film to the Friday The 13th movies "meaning its like chuck off to a horror movie/s", and you cant help laughing ya
ass off at the stuff that comes out of there mouths. Camp Massacre is a indie gem & you have to check out the short film from there site to
understand exactly what i am talking about. So don't go expecting a block buster movie with special FX like Tom Savini, but the film is very well
written & directed and any Friday The 13th or Horror fan will enjoy every second of this movie. Not to mention Camp Massacre is also promoting
the band itself The Vacancy which is a fucking awesome idea, kills two birds with one stone why not. If the music doesn't do it for you well the
cheesy lines like "oh baby i am about to cum where do you want me to finish" she replies "cum on my face" hahaha and what a load it was, then
soon after getting hacked to death with a machete. Or when the geek & Hanna are in the tent going at it and she decides to do doggy style he
gets on all fours and say "Yeah i know that one let do it yeah". Not to mention the women in this film are all HONEYS, Danielle Faylor i couldn't stop
biting my lower lip & drooling over, trust me you will know what i am talking about soon. For a indie film the gore is no bad, just check out a few
pics that was taken from the film.
I really recommend you give Camp Massacre a go right now, if this movie was shit trust me i would tell you. I just cant wait for Ben Dietels & Nick
Maziejka to do a full length movie or what horror spoofs they will come up with next. Damn if these guys had a big budget, they would piss all over
the Scary Movie series for sure. All i can say now is i am cant wait to get my hands on the DVD when it comes out.
So go download Massacre Films Productions Camp Massacre Film right now while its up for grabs & then take your ass over to out Forum and tell
us what you truly think of it.
Massacre is one of the funniest horror comedy indie spoofs i have ever laid my eyes on. Not only that The Massacre Films Productions is right now
letting people over the net download there short production film for free which i reckon is the smartest move for a company to get there movie
across the net & a well known status quicker than releasing it on DVD. Though keep in mind those who download the short film , there will be far
more to come later one , this is a 45 minute "90Mb" quick fix for Camp Massacre & The Vacancy Fans like myself.
Camp Massacre is roughly about a Jason Voorhees look a like killer who is going on a rampage killing everyone who gets in his way. Sadly one day
there was this guy jogging on a deserted road when all of a sudden & dark blue car pulls up & the jogger asks for a lift cause he has been running
all day. While in the car he seams a little edgy after a few minutes with the driver, to break the ice he offers to play he friends band The Vacancy
demo cassette in the car & he just jams it into the cassette player, before the tape makes it into the tape deck the driver rips it out of the guys
hand. This freaks out the passenger & he starts yelling pull over i want to get out right now. So the driver or should i say killer slams on the breaks
& the jogger flees into the bush, running like he was Karl fucking Lewis, before tripping over with half his ass sticking out of his pants the killer
walks up behind him & jams The Vacancy demo cassette up his ass. Now comes the story, we see a hand full of teenage stoner's that dress & look
like there from a Friday The 13th film are all getting ready to go camping out in the bush. They jump into the scooby doobie fan & set off to the
bush while smoking a few blunts to get the trip going, before they pull up to a gas station for 5 finger discount munchies. This is where they find
out a killer is on the loose & he warns them to be careful cause on the news the sheriff found a guy laying flat face down in the dirt a Vacancy
cassette shove up his ass near the lake, and he remembers the guy jogging past the store early that day which looks exactly like stoner geek
which can be past as twins, which freaks him out before heading back to the van. So they go on there way towards the lake to smoke weed, drink
beers & screw the girls brains out. While driving they pass a dark blue car which slows right down, cause the killer notice the guy he just killer with
the Vacancy tape was alive & in the van, so the killer ends up stalking the teenagers later that night. Killing them one by one until they are all
dead, just like you would see in a Friday The 13th movie. The ending is a crack up also which i wont spoil it for you, but it makes sense why the
killer is going AWOL on every one.
Now Camp Massacre is a spoof film to the Friday The 13th movies "meaning its like chuck off to a horror movie/s", and you cant help laughing ya
ass off at the stuff that comes out of there mouths. Camp Massacre is a indie gem & you have to check out the short film from there site to
understand exactly what i am talking about. So don't go expecting a block buster movie with special FX like Tom Savini, but the film is very well
written & directed and any Friday The 13th or Horror fan will enjoy every second of this movie. Not to mention Camp Massacre is also promoting
the band itself The Vacancy which is a fucking awesome idea, kills two birds with one stone why not. If the music doesn't do it for you well the
cheesy lines like "oh baby i am about to cum where do you want me to finish" she replies "cum on my face" hahaha and what a load it was, then
soon after getting hacked to death with a machete. Or when the geek & Hanna are in the tent going at it and she decides to do doggy style he
gets on all fours and say "Yeah i know that one let do it yeah". Not to mention the women in this film are all HONEYS, Danielle Faylor i couldn't stop
biting my lower lip & drooling over, trust me you will know what i am talking about soon. For a indie film the gore is no bad, just check out a few
pics that was taken from the film.
I really recommend you give Camp Massacre a go right now, if this movie was shit trust me i would tell you. I just cant wait for Ben Dietels & Nick
Maziejka to do a full length movie or what horror spoofs they will come up with next. Damn if these guys had a big budget, they would piss all over
the Scary Movie series for sure. All i can say now is i am cant wait to get my hands on the DVD when it comes out.
So go download Massacre Films Productions Camp Massacre Film right now while its up for grabs & then take your ass over to out Forum and tell
us what you truly think of it.
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