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Cannibal Terror
DVD/APPROX. 93 MINS/1981/SPAIN R18+
DVD/APPROX. 93 MINS/1981/SPAIN R18+
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Cannibal Terror is about two crooks who are fed up with just making pocket change on shit they steal from other citizens in the city. They decide
to go one step bigger and kidnapped a little girl and hold her for ransom. They hide out at a friend’s house, which happens to be deep in a jungle
infested by cannibals. Things are going fine until the friend who owns the house finds his wife tied to a tree and raped by his guests. The old man
decides to get even by luring the men who raped his wife into the jungle by going hunting. In the jungle, the man pulls his gun on the crooks and
demands they tie themselves to the same tree his wife was raped on, before whistling to the local native cannibals to do what they do best. While
this is happening, his wife contacts the young girl’s parents to give them the whereabouts and the kidnappers run deep into the jungle.
This film has to be the worst fucking cannibal film in history. I thought Mountain of the Cannibal God was bad, but this movie takes the cake. The
“actors” who are pretending to be cannibals in this film have haircuts like the Beatles have, side burns, and also some of them wear wrist watches.
Not to mention the gore moments in the film; the cannibals must be vegetarians, because they never had blood on their faces and they just
juggled and played with their food from what I could tell. I can't recall how many other flaws were in this film, because I lost count. Director Alain
Deruelle must have rounded up a bunch of guys from his local pub, threw a bit of makeup on them, told them to dance around a fire that's small
enough to put out by pissing on and juggle a bit of cow guts, thinking it would pass as a cannibal movie.
The acting is so cheesy it’s ridiculous and you would get far more enjoyment from any of the Troma films. Fucks me, what they were thinking or
even smoking when they created this film, but I’m guessing it must have been some pretty good crack.
This is one film I warn you not to even bother watching, renting or buying because you will be disappointed and probably will want to slit your own
throat. If you are trying to chase down a good cannibal film I highly suggest you just save your cash and buy Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferox,
Deep River Savages or even good old Cannibal Apocalypse. Don't let the title of the film or the cover fool you, Cannibal Terror is a masterpiece
of terrible over terrifying.
to go one step bigger and kidnapped a little girl and hold her for ransom. They hide out at a friend’s house, which happens to be deep in a jungle
infested by cannibals. Things are going fine until the friend who owns the house finds his wife tied to a tree and raped by his guests. The old man
decides to get even by luring the men who raped his wife into the jungle by going hunting. In the jungle, the man pulls his gun on the crooks and
demands they tie themselves to the same tree his wife was raped on, before whistling to the local native cannibals to do what they do best. While
this is happening, his wife contacts the young girl’s parents to give them the whereabouts and the kidnappers run deep into the jungle.
This film has to be the worst fucking cannibal film in history. I thought Mountain of the Cannibal God was bad, but this movie takes the cake. The
“actors” who are pretending to be cannibals in this film have haircuts like the Beatles have, side burns, and also some of them wear wrist watches.
Not to mention the gore moments in the film; the cannibals must be vegetarians, because they never had blood on their faces and they just
juggled and played with their food from what I could tell. I can't recall how many other flaws were in this film, because I lost count. Director Alain
Deruelle must have rounded up a bunch of guys from his local pub, threw a bit of makeup on them, told them to dance around a fire that's small
enough to put out by pissing on and juggle a bit of cow guts, thinking it would pass as a cannibal movie.
The acting is so cheesy it’s ridiculous and you would get far more enjoyment from any of the Troma films. Fucks me, what they were thinking or
even smoking when they created this film, but I’m guessing it must have been some pretty good crack.
This is one film I warn you not to even bother watching, renting or buying because you will be disappointed and probably will want to slit your own
throat. If you are trying to chase down a good cannibal film I highly suggest you just save your cash and buy Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferox,
Deep River Savages or even good old Cannibal Apocalypse. Don't let the title of the film or the cover fool you, Cannibal Terror is a masterpiece
of terrible over terrifying.
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