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Children of the Living Dead
DVD/APPROX. 90 MINS/2001/USA R18+
DVD/APPROX. 90 MINS/2001/USA R18+
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What a steaming pile of shit this film was. How many films now days end with the sentence "something" of the living dead. In this film there is a
new villain a serial rapist and necrophiliac named Abbott Hayes who was murdered in prison. While in undead form, he collected a bunch of children
kind a like "zombie Charles Manson", but Tom Savini freed them. Today, the kids are grown up and Abbott is still roaming the Earth slowly rotting
to death. Now Abbott has two fucking problems: he wants the kids back under his control and a shiny new car park is just about to be built on his
mother's graveyard. So he is out for blood.
This fucking flick is pure crap and shot terribly, i rather finger my own ass while chewing razor blades than watch this shit again. Infact the only
thing i enjoyed in this film was watching Tom Savini kick a bit of zombie ass, until he got chew'd... i mean dribbled on by zombies. Most of the
dialogue is looped so unprofessional that it's sometimes doesn't make sense. And one thing i notice is that people only talk when they have their
backs to the camera half the time though out the movie. Also, there are a few scenes where you can see people talking. The plot is pure shit and
filled with bad acting.
Avoid this film at all costs, well ya probably already know what the hell i am on about cause ya probably bought this piece of shit also cause it had
zombies in it an it was for $10, well save your money and pay some whore at ya local pub to give ya quick hand job instead cause ya get your
moneys worth. Also send a message to Mr.'s Hinzman and Russo and tell them and tell them to try and come up with something with more of a
storyline that made the film look like they only spent $10 on.
But... If you absolutely must see it, RENT the fucker don't buy it cause the next day you will be pawning it off on Ebay.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!
new villain a serial rapist and necrophiliac named Abbott Hayes who was murdered in prison. While in undead form, he collected a bunch of children
kind a like "zombie Charles Manson", but Tom Savini freed them. Today, the kids are grown up and Abbott is still roaming the Earth slowly rotting
to death. Now Abbott has two fucking problems: he wants the kids back under his control and a shiny new car park is just about to be built on his
mother's graveyard. So he is out for blood.
This fucking flick is pure crap and shot terribly, i rather finger my own ass while chewing razor blades than watch this shit again. Infact the only
thing i enjoyed in this film was watching Tom Savini kick a bit of zombie ass, until he got chew'd... i mean dribbled on by zombies. Most of the
dialogue is looped so unprofessional that it's sometimes doesn't make sense. And one thing i notice is that people only talk when they have their
backs to the camera half the time though out the movie. Also, there are a few scenes where you can see people talking. The plot is pure shit and
filled with bad acting.
Avoid this film at all costs, well ya probably already know what the hell i am on about cause ya probably bought this piece of shit also cause it had
zombies in it an it was for $10, well save your money and pay some whore at ya local pub to give ya quick hand job instead cause ya get your
moneys worth. Also send a message to Mr.'s Hinzman and Russo and tell them and tell them to try and come up with something with more of a
storyline that made the film look like they only spent $10 on.
But... If you absolutely must see it, RENT the fucker don't buy it cause the next day you will be pawning it off on Ebay.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!
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