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The XXXorcist
2 DVDS/APPROX. 160 MINS/2006/USA X-RATED
2 DVDS/APPROX. 160 MINS/2006/USA X-RATED
9.5
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Horror porn… Some of you are going to love it, and some of you are going to hate it. Over the years this has been a huge debate within message
boards all over the place, porno companies claiming in on the horror franchise and raping it dry. Well honestly I don’t see what the big fucking deal
is, its horror with porn. What fucking man on the planet doesn’t like to see hot women, going hard in a scene with a very familiar screenplay that
we all grew up loving and respecting?
Now I am going to introduce to you a adult entertainment company called Burning Angel that finally has the balls and tits to get out their and give
this ago. Burning Angel is just not your average porn distribution company that release those poxy R rated films that you see in your local DVD
store, where you don’t see anything but a bobbing head and tad bit of tit here and their but most of all no fucking money shot. That’s not the case
with Burning Angel and one reason why I have grown attached to this awesome company is that they hate mainstream porn, and the women
portrayed in their films are not fake blondes with huge fake plastic tits, lips and asses, the women from Burning Angel are nothing but just your
average everyday hardcore gothic/punk tattooed up babes who love going hard on screen for us to kick back and get our jerk on.
Burning Angel The XXXorcist is their 2nd attempt to target the horror porn franchise as they have previously released in the past another movie
called The Re-Penetrator which basically mocked The Reanimator. Just like the actual movie you have Father Merkin (Tommy Pistol) who has just
been called to the MacFeel residence to perform an exorcism on young Regan (Joanna Angel - the owner of Burning Angel). While Regan's mother
(Kylee Kross) is in total shock of what has got into her little girl, she wants Father Merkin to do whatever he can’t to save her little girl. Like any
loving priest he is willing to do just about anything to clear the demons from Regans body, if it’s the last thing he does. He tries reading a passage
from the holy bible, nope, that doesn’t work. He tries sprinkling holy water onto Regan, nope, that also doesn’t work. The only chance of saving
this poor child’s soul is to perform a “sexorcism” on young Regan.
From here on in, you can guess what he does. Being a pornographic film it can only mean one thing. But you are probably wondering, well does it
have the famous pea soup scene like the original? Why yes it does, even as going as far as the 360 head spinning scene, the bed lifting off the
ground and not to forget the “Fuck me Jesus” scene with a crucifix, but sadly no blood was shown in that scene and the crucifix was in fact a giant
Jesus cross holy white dildo. Now I bet I know what you’re thinking right now, what are the fuck scenes like? Well put it this way, Joanna is
definitely a fucking cutie on screen and off screen and yes, she knows how to fuck, suck and throw up pea soup. Joanna, Kylee and Tommy are
definitely hardcore in the sack, and Burning Angel is 100% true to their logo. Honestly I can’t fault any of the cast members in this film; they all look
fucking hot and fantastic on screen.
On the DVD extras you do have a choice to watch three alternate endings to The XXXorcist which are titled a Sad Ending, Happy Ending and the
Fucked Up Ending. I wont go into too much detail with this cause I don’t want to spoil the movie for you guys, but all three endings are a beaut to
watch. Also on disc 1 you have the option to listen to four audio commentaries first being Joanna Angel by herself, second is Tommy Pistol and
Mitch Fontaine, third being director Doug Sakmann and Pat Homily, and fourthly Cock Kent and Big Nasty. Where on disc 2 you have many cool
extras such as Behind the Scenes footage and a bunch of other extras called Demonic Extras which you can watch them get ready for a Script
Rehearsal, Tommy Pistol Uncensored, Photo Gallery, Trailers and Internet feature. All good fun if you ask me, this stuff will keep you busy for the
next few hours and also you will learn a great deal that goes behind making a porno. It’s not as easy as what you think to tell you the truth.
Once again I have found a new movie genre that I personally love to death. Burning Angel has definitely found their way in my bookmark folder,
and after watching The XXXorcist I think you will find doing the same thing too. I cannot recommend this movie enough guys; check out Doug
Sakmann’s The XXXorcist as soon as you can to see what all the hype is. And while you are visiting Burning Angel.com make sure you also buy
Re-Penetrator because having one sick porno is never enough. Plus keep a close eye out for this company’s third film called Evil Head, which of
course mocks Evil Dead. The XXXorcist gets 9.5 skulls out of 10 from me, I would of gave it a 10 if their was a spider crawl scene thrown into it,
but sadly I don't think Joanna is that flexible.
boards all over the place, porno companies claiming in on the horror franchise and raping it dry. Well honestly I don’t see what the big fucking deal
is, its horror with porn. What fucking man on the planet doesn’t like to see hot women, going hard in a scene with a very familiar screenplay that
we all grew up loving and respecting?
Now I am going to introduce to you a adult entertainment company called Burning Angel that finally has the balls and tits to get out their and give
this ago. Burning Angel is just not your average porn distribution company that release those poxy R rated films that you see in your local DVD
store, where you don’t see anything but a bobbing head and tad bit of tit here and their but most of all no fucking money shot. That’s not the case
with Burning Angel and one reason why I have grown attached to this awesome company is that they hate mainstream porn, and the women
portrayed in their films are not fake blondes with huge fake plastic tits, lips and asses, the women from Burning Angel are nothing but just your
average everyday hardcore gothic/punk tattooed up babes who love going hard on screen for us to kick back and get our jerk on.
Burning Angel The XXXorcist is their 2nd attempt to target the horror porn franchise as they have previously released in the past another movie
called The Re-Penetrator which basically mocked The Reanimator. Just like the actual movie you have Father Merkin (Tommy Pistol) who has just
been called to the MacFeel residence to perform an exorcism on young Regan (Joanna Angel - the owner of Burning Angel). While Regan's mother
(Kylee Kross) is in total shock of what has got into her little girl, she wants Father Merkin to do whatever he can’t to save her little girl. Like any
loving priest he is willing to do just about anything to clear the demons from Regans body, if it’s the last thing he does. He tries reading a passage
from the holy bible, nope, that doesn’t work. He tries sprinkling holy water onto Regan, nope, that also doesn’t work. The only chance of saving
this poor child’s soul is to perform a “sexorcism” on young Regan.
From here on in, you can guess what he does. Being a pornographic film it can only mean one thing. But you are probably wondering, well does it
have the famous pea soup scene like the original? Why yes it does, even as going as far as the 360 head spinning scene, the bed lifting off the
ground and not to forget the “Fuck me Jesus” scene with a crucifix, but sadly no blood was shown in that scene and the crucifix was in fact a giant
Jesus cross holy white dildo. Now I bet I know what you’re thinking right now, what are the fuck scenes like? Well put it this way, Joanna is
definitely a fucking cutie on screen and off screen and yes, she knows how to fuck, suck and throw up pea soup. Joanna, Kylee and Tommy are
definitely hardcore in the sack, and Burning Angel is 100% true to their logo. Honestly I can’t fault any of the cast members in this film; they all look
fucking hot and fantastic on screen.
On the DVD extras you do have a choice to watch three alternate endings to The XXXorcist which are titled a Sad Ending, Happy Ending and the
Fucked Up Ending. I wont go into too much detail with this cause I don’t want to spoil the movie for you guys, but all three endings are a beaut to
watch. Also on disc 1 you have the option to listen to four audio commentaries first being Joanna Angel by herself, second is Tommy Pistol and
Mitch Fontaine, third being director Doug Sakmann and Pat Homily, and fourthly Cock Kent and Big Nasty. Where on disc 2 you have many cool
extras such as Behind the Scenes footage and a bunch of other extras called Demonic Extras which you can watch them get ready for a Script
Rehearsal, Tommy Pistol Uncensored, Photo Gallery, Trailers and Internet feature. All good fun if you ask me, this stuff will keep you busy for the
next few hours and also you will learn a great deal that goes behind making a porno. It’s not as easy as what you think to tell you the truth.
Once again I have found a new movie genre that I personally love to death. Burning Angel has definitely found their way in my bookmark folder,
and after watching The XXXorcist I think you will find doing the same thing too. I cannot recommend this movie enough guys; check out Doug
Sakmann’s The XXXorcist as soon as you can to see what all the hype is. And while you are visiting Burning Angel.com make sure you also buy
Re-Penetrator because having one sick porno is never enough. Plus keep a close eye out for this company’s third film called Evil Head, which of
course mocks Evil Dead. The XXXorcist gets 9.5 skulls out of 10 from me, I would of gave it a 10 if their was a spider crawl scene thrown into it,
but sadly I don't think Joanna is that flexible.
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