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Werewolves on Wheels
DVD/APPROX. 79 MINS/1971/USA R18+
DVD/APPROX. 79 MINS/1971/USA R18+
The Devil’s Advocates are a gang of Bikies who live on the road, living by there own rules. Always in search of there next fight or drug score they
cruise from town to town and generally cause trouble.
But one night they set up camp out front of a monastery full of Satanic Monks! The monks make the bikers drink wine; laced with something, which
makes them all pass out, except for the lead bikie’s mole. The monks lead her back up to the monastery, using her in a satanic ritual, where she
does a slow fire-side dance with a snake, before putting a curse on her. The curse is lycanthropy.
Once all the bikers wake up and realize the chick is missing they head off inside the monastery to get her back, hit the road and set up camp in a
pit full of old cars in the middle of the desert, but of course it’s a full moon and the chick turns into the crappiest looking werewolf this side of Paul
Naschy creations!
Long out of print for years, Dark Sky Films have resurrected this title & put it on DVD, but what I want to know is why? It’s the most boring &
shitiest film I have seen in ages (Deuce Bigalow: Euro Gigolo not counted). Seriously the director of this worked on a few other films before doing
this (its his directional debut), including some Russ Myer stuff, so you’d think he would have an idea of what to do, but fuck me swinging the
cinematographers, the camera man & the script writer must have had waayyyyyyy too much LSD back in the day coz this is a bigger train wreck
than Uwe Boll flick! Credit where it’s due though, one or 2 of the actors were pretty good, although you just never give a shit about anyone to
remember who they are.
Dark Sky Films has even thrown a few extra’s on the disc, just the basic stuff like trailers, photo gallery & radio spots. There is a commentary as
well, but I just could be fucked watching this thing again to listen to it
I know this sounds a bit harsh. I mean everyone who had a half baked script, a couple of grand and a camera could churn out a movie in 1971,
some dodgy, some good but this just takes the cake in the crapfest department. There are much better biker films out there like Stone, Northville
Cemetery Massacre, Easy Rider etc.
To waste you life on a piece of shit like this. Avoid!
cruise from town to town and generally cause trouble.
But one night they set up camp out front of a monastery full of Satanic Monks! The monks make the bikers drink wine; laced with something, which
makes them all pass out, except for the lead bikie’s mole. The monks lead her back up to the monastery, using her in a satanic ritual, where she
does a slow fire-side dance with a snake, before putting a curse on her. The curse is lycanthropy.
Once all the bikers wake up and realize the chick is missing they head off inside the monastery to get her back, hit the road and set up camp in a
pit full of old cars in the middle of the desert, but of course it’s a full moon and the chick turns into the crappiest looking werewolf this side of Paul
Naschy creations!
Long out of print for years, Dark Sky Films have resurrected this title & put it on DVD, but what I want to know is why? It’s the most boring &
shitiest film I have seen in ages (Deuce Bigalow: Euro Gigolo not counted). Seriously the director of this worked on a few other films before doing
this (its his directional debut), including some Russ Myer stuff, so you’d think he would have an idea of what to do, but fuck me swinging the
cinematographers, the camera man & the script writer must have had waayyyyyyy too much LSD back in the day coz this is a bigger train wreck
than Uwe Boll flick! Credit where it’s due though, one or 2 of the actors were pretty good, although you just never give a shit about anyone to
remember who they are.
Dark Sky Films has even thrown a few extra’s on the disc, just the basic stuff like trailers, photo gallery & radio spots. There is a commentary as
well, but I just could be fucked watching this thing again to listen to it
I know this sounds a bit harsh. I mean everyone who had a half baked script, a couple of grand and a camera could churn out a movie in 1971,
some dodgy, some good but this just takes the cake in the crapfest department. There are much better biker films out there like Stone, Northville
Cemetery Massacre, Easy Rider etc.
To waste you life on a piece of shit like this. Avoid!
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